PostRank implemented a Latent Dirichlet Allocation (LDA) model using Gibbs Sampling techniques for parameter estimation of DoucheRank in combination with a KNN (K-Nearest Neighbors) content clustering analysis and a couple of colliding protons to determine your DoucheRank™. This may take into account the:

• Number of ironic t-shirts you own
• The number of lattes you drink a day
• How often you say "synergy"
• iPad ownership
• The number of times people call you a douche
• ... and others.

DoucheRank™ is currently available for free public use and we have plans to introduce a freemium model and an iPhone app by Q3, as well as synergistically shifting some paradigms outside the box by early 2011.